Quoth

"The bad artists imitate, the great artists steal." -Pablo Picasso Max Roberts

orders of magnitude

fuck fuck fuck.

almost cliché.

fortune favors the bold.

this whole thing is a waste of bandwidth. 

oh well.

I don't know how to vocalize what is going on in my head, and I don't think I feel comfortable talking about it with anyone, so I guess the storm will keep a-brewin'.

play me off, paul.

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
but she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she changes from day to day

I want to tell her that I love her a lot
But I gotta get a belly full of wine
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah,
Someday I'm going to make her mine.

chkachkachkachka

Everyone likes helicopters to some degree.

Nyx

Everyone is everything

huddled together

to fight the cold of the universe,

of its infinite black,

from seeping in,

its dark blue fingers 

creeping into our warmth

and blocking out the light

of a million suns

dead and dying.

everyone is everything

and no-one is everyone.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Operoro! Etiam legito!

Dear Zack Snyder's film adaptation of Alan Moore's groundbreaking comic book Watchmen-

You were much better than I expected and your new ending was actually better than the original in many ways.  However, you were full of gratuitously gratuitous violence and sexin'.

Therefore, you get a B.

Congrats!

xoxo,

Max

I am still alive.

(king with Portals! Now you're thin)

Proving a point.

AZTEC



Acolmiztli, Acolnahuacatl, Acuecucyoticihuati, Ahuiateteo, Ahuizotl, Amaranth, Ancient Drum, Atlatonan, Atlatonin, Ayauhteotl, Azcatl,Centeocihuatl, Centeotl, Centzon Totochtin, Centzonuitznaua, Chalchihuitlicue, Chalchiuhcihuatl, Chalchiuhtecolotl, Chalchiuhtlicue, Chalchiuhtotolin, Chalmecatecuchtli, Chantico, Chicomeccatl, Chicomecoatl, Chicomexochtli, Chiconahuiehecatl, Chihucoatl, Chimalman, Cihuacoatl, Cihuateteo, Cihuateto, Cinteotl, Cipactli, Cipactonal, Citlatonac, Civatateo, Coatlicue, Coccochimetl, Cochimetl, Cocijo, Coyolxanuhqui, Coyolxauhqui, Cuaxolotl, Ehecatl,Huehuecoyotl, Huehueteotl, Huitzilopochtli, Huixtocihuatl, Ilamatecuhtli, Itzli, Itzpapalotl, Itztlacoliuhqui, Ixtlilton,Macuil Cozcacuahtli, Macuil Cuetzpalin, Macuil Malinalli, Macuil Tochtli, Macuil Tonaleque, Macuil Xochitl, Macuilcozcacuahtli, Macuilcuetzpalin, Macuilcuetzpalli, Macuilmalinalli, Macuiltochtli, Macuiltonaleque, Macuilxochitl, MacuilxÒchitl, Malinalxochi, Malinalxochitl, Maquiltonaleque, Matlalcueitl, Mayahual, Mayahuel, Mayouel, Metzli, Metztli, Mexitl, Mextli, Mictecacihuatl, Mictlan, Mictlancihuatl, Mictlantecuhtli, Mictlantecuhtzi, Mixcoatl, Moctezuma, Montezuma, Motecuhzoma, Nahuaque, Nana, Nanahuatzin, Nanauatzin, Nanautzin, Nuhualpilli, Old Old Coyote, Omacatl, Omecihuatl, Omeciuatl, Ometecuhtli, Ometecutli, Ometeoltloque, Ometotchtli, Opochtli, Oxomoco, Patecatl, Piquete Zina, Piquete ZiÑa, Popocatepetl, Pulque, Quaxolotl, Quetzacoatl, Quetzalcoatl, Tamoanchan, Tecciztecatl, Tecuciztecal, Tecuciztecatl, Telcalipoca, Temazcaltechi, Temazcalteci, Teotihuacan, Teoyaomiqui, Teoyaomqui, Tepeyollotl, Tepeyollotli, Tepoztecatl, Teteo Innan Toci, Teteoinnan, Tetoinnan, Tezcalipoca, Tezcatlipoca, Tezcatzontecatl, Titlacauan, Tlaelquani, Tlahuixcalpantec, Tlahuixcalpantecuhtli, Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Tlahuizcalpantecutli, Tlalli Iyollo, Tlaloc, Tlaltecuhtli, Tlaoque Nahuaque, Tlazolteotl, Tlazolteotli, TlazoltÉotl, Tloque, Tloquenahuaque, TlÀloc, Toci, Tocitzin, Tomoanchan, Tonacatecuhtli, Tonatiuh, Tzitzimime, Tzitzmitl, Ueuecoyotl, Ueueteotl, Uitzilopochtli, Uixtochihuatl, Xilonen, Xipe, Xipe Totec, Xiuhcoatl, Xiuhtecuhtli, Xiutecuhtli, Xmulzencab, Xochipili, Xochipilli, Xochiquetzal, Xolotl, XÓlotl,
Yacatecuhtli, Yiacatecuhtli.



GREEK



Achelois, Achelous, Acheron, Achilles, Achthonian, Acidalia, Adamanthea, Adephagia, Adonis, Adrastea, Adrasteia, Aeacos, Aeacus, Aegaeon, Aegina, Aegle, Aello, Aellopos, Aeolos, Aeolus, Aer, Aesculapius, Aethalides, Aether, Aethon, Aetna, Agave, Agdistes, Agdos, Aglaea, Aglaia, Aglauros, Aglaurus, Agraulos, Agrotara, Agrotora, Aiakos, Aigle, Aiolos, Air, Aither, Alcemana, Alcides, Alcmena, Alcmene, Alcyone, Alecto, Alectrona, Alexandra, Aloadae, Alpheos, Alpheus, Amalthea, Amaltheia, Amarynthia, Ampelius, Amphion, Amphitrite, Amphitryon, Amymone, Ananke, Andromeda, Antaeus, Antaios, Anteros, Anticlea, Antiklia, Antiope, Apate, Aphrodite, Apollo, Apollon, Arachne, Arcas, Ares, Arethusa, Argeos, Argus, Ariadne, Arion, Arion(2), Aristaeus, Aristaios, Aristeas, Arkas, Artemis, Asclepius, Asklepios, Asopus, Asteria, Asterie, Astraea, Astraeus, Atalanta, Ate, Athamas, Athamus, Athena, Athene, Atlantides, Atlas, Atropos, Attis, Attropus, Augean Stables, Augian Stables, Aurai, Autolycus, Autolykos, Auxesia,
Bacchae, Bacchantes, Balius, Bellerophon, Bia, Bias, Boreads, Boreas, Briareos, Briareus, Bromios, Cadmus, Caeneus, Caenis, Calais, Calchas, Calliope, Callisto, Calypso, Cassandra, Castor, Cecrops, Celaeno, Celoneo, Ceneus, Cerberus, Cercopes, Cerigo, Cerynean Hind, Ceryneian Hind, Cerynitis, Ceto, Chaos, Charites, Charon, Charybdis, Cheiron, Chelone, Chimaera, Chimera, Chione, Chiron, Chloe, Chloris, Chronos, Chronus, Circe, Clio, Clotho, Clymene, Coeus, Coltus, Comus, Cottus, Cotys, Cotytto, Cretan Bull, Crius, Cronos, Cronus, Cybele, Cyclopes, Cynthia, Cyrene, Cytherea, Danae, Daphnaie, Deimos, Deimus, Deino, Delos, Delphyne, Demeter, Demphredo, Deo, Despoena, Deucalion, Deukalion, Dice, Dike, Dione, Dionysos, Dionysus, Dioscuri, Dithyrambos, Doris, Dryades, Dryads, Echidna, Echo, Eileithyia, Eirene, Ekhidna, Ekho, Electra, Electra(2), Electra(3), Elektra, Eleuthia, Elpis, Empousa, Empousai, Empusa, Enosichthon, Enyalius, Enyo, Eos, Epaphos, Epaphus, Ephialtes, Epimeliades, Epimeliads, Epimelides, Epimetheus, Epiona, Epione, Epiphanes, Erato, Erebos, Erebus, Erichthoneus, Erichthonius, Erinyes, Eris, Eros, Erotes, Erymanthean Boar, Erymanthian Boar, Erytheia, Erytheis, Erythia, Ether, Eumenides, Eunomia, Euphrosyne, Europa, Euros, Eurus, Euryale, Eurybia, Eurydice, Eurynome, Eurystheus, Euterpe, Fates, Furies, Ga, Gaea, Gaia, Gaiea, Galeotes, Ganymede, Ganymedes, Ge, Geryon, Geryones, Geyron, Glaucus, Gorgons, Graces, Graeae, Graiae, Graii, Gratiae, Gyes, Gyges, Hades, Haides, Halcyone, Hamadryades, Hamadryads, Hapakhered, Harmonia, Harmony, Harpies, Harpocrates, Harpyia, Harpyiai, Hebe, Hecate, Hecatoncheires, Hecatonchires, Hekate, Hekatonkheires, Helen, Helice, Helios, Helius, Hemera, Hemere, Hephaestus, Hephaistos, Hera, Heracles, Herakles, Hermaphroditos, Hermaphroditus, Hermes, Hespera, Hesperethousa, Hesperia, Hesperides, Hesperids, Hesperie, Hesperis, Hesperos, Hesperus, Hestia, Himeros, Hippolyta, Hippolytos, Hippolytta, Hippolytus, Hope, Horae, Horai, Hyacinthus, Hyades, Hydra, Hydriades, Hydriads, Hygeia, Hygieia, Hymen, Hymenaeus, Hymenaios, Hyperion, Hypnos, Hypnus, Hyppolyta, Hyppolyte, Iacchus, Iambe, Iapetos, Iapetus, Ilithyia, Ilythia, Inachus, Ino, Io, Ion, Iphicles, Irene, Iris, Kadmos, Kalais, Kalliope, Kallisto, Kalypso, Kekrops, Kelaino, Kerberos, Keres, Kerkopes, Keto, Khaos, Kharon, Kharybdis, Kheiron, Khelone, Khimaira, Khione, Khloris, Khronos, Kirke, Kleio, Klotho, Klymene, Koios, Komos, Kore, Kottos, Krios, Kronos, Kronus, Kybele, Kyklopes, Kyrene, Lachesis, Laertes, Lakhesis, Lamia, Lampetia, Lampetie, Leda, Leimoniades, Leimoniads, Lethe, Leto, Limoniades, Limoniads, Linus, Maenads, Maia, Maiandros, Maliades, Mares of Diomedes, Meandrus, Medea, Medousa, Medusa, Meliades, Meliads, Meliai, Melidae, Melpomene, Memnon, Menoetius, Menoitos, Merope, Metis, Minos, Minotaur, Mnemosyne, Modesty, Moirae, Moirai, Momos, Momus, Mopsus, Mormo, Mormolykeia, Morpheus, Mousai, Muses, Myiagros,Naiades, Naiads, Naias, Nemean Lion, Nemeian Lion, Nemesis, Nephele, Nereides, Nereids, Nereus, Nike, Nikothoe, Niobe, Nix, Nomios, Nona, Notos, Notus, Nox, Nymphai, Nymphs, Nyx, Oannes, Obriareos, Oceanides, Oceanids, Oceanus, Ocypete, Odysseus, Oeager, Oeagrus, Oenomaus, Oinone, Okeanides, Okypete, Okypode, Okythoe, Omphale, Oreades, Oreads, Oreiades, Oreiads, Oreithuia, Oreithyia, Orion, Orithyea, Orithyia, Orpheus, Orphus, Orth, Orthrus, Ossa, Otus, Ourania, Ouranos, Paeon, Paieon, Paion, Pallas, Pallas(2), Pallas(3), Pallas(5), Pallas Athena, Pan, Panacea, Panakeia, Pandemos, Pandora, Pasiphae, Pasithea, Pegasos, Pegasus, Pelops, Pemphredo, Penia, Penie, Perse, Perseis, Persephone, Perseus, Persis, Perso, Petesuchos, Phaethousa, Phaethusa, Phaeton, Phantasos, Phema, Pheme, Phemes, Philammon, Philomenus, Philyra, Philyre, Phobetor, Phobos, Phobus, Phoebe, Phoebe(2), Phoibe, Phorcys, Phorkys, Phospheros, Pleiades, Ploutos, Plutus, Podarge, Podarke, Pollux, Polyhymnia, Polymnia, Polyphemos, Polyphemus, Pontos, Pontus, Poros, Porus, Poseidon, Priapos, Priapus, Prometheus, Proteus, Psyche, Pyrrha, Python, Rhadamanthus, Rhadamanthys, Rhamnusia, Rhea, Rheia, Sabazius, Salmoneus, Sarapis, Sarpedon, Scamander, Scylla, Seilenos, Seirenes, Selene, Semele, Serapis, Sibyl of Cumae, Sibyls, Silenos, Silenus, Sirens, Sisyphus, Sito, Skamandros, Skylla, Spercheios, Spercheus, Sperkheios, Sphinx(2), Sterope, Stheno, Stymphalian Birds, Stymphalion Birds, Styx, Syrinx, Tantalus, Tartaros, Tartarus, Taygete, Telchines, Telkhines, Terpsichore, Terpsikhore, Tethys, Thalassa, Thaleia, Thalia, Thamrys, Thanatos, Thanatus, Thanotos, Thaumas, Thea, Thebe, Theia, Thelxinoe, Themis, Theseus, Thetis, Thetys, Three Fates, Titanes, Titanides, Titans, Tithonus, Triptolemos, Triptolemus, Triton, Tritones, Tyche, Tykhe, Typhoeus, Typhon, Ulysses, Urania, Uranus, Xanthos, Xanthus, Zephyros, Zephyrs, Zephyrus, Zetes, Zethes, Zethus, Zeus.



NORSE



Aasgard, Aegir, Aesir, Alfheim, Amma(2), Andhrimnir, Andvari, Angerbda, Angrboda, Asbru, Asegeir, Asgard, Asgardr, Ask, Askr, Astrild, Audhumbia, Audhumla, Audumbla, Audumla, Aurgelmir, Aurvandil, Aurvandill, Balder, Baldr, Baldur, Baudihillie, Bestla, Beyla, Bifrost, Bilfrost, Bjort, Blid, Bor, Borr, Brage, Bragi, Brono, Brunhilde, Brunhilt, Brunnhilde, Brynhild, Buri, Byggvir, Bylgia, Dafn, Dis, Donar, Earendel, Eastre, Einmyria, Eir, Eisa, Elli, Embla, Eostre, Fafnir, Fenric, Fenrir, Fenris, Fenrisulfr, Fjorgyn, Forseti, Frey, Freya, Freyja, Freyr, Fricco, Frig, Frigg, Frigga, Frost Giants, Gangleri, Garm, Gefion, Gefjon, Geirrod, Geirskokul, Gerd, Gerda, Gerdhr, Gersemi, Gertrude, Gerutha, Ginnungagap, Gjalp, Gladsheim, Gladshiem, Glut, Godheim, Godheimr, Goll, Gondul, Gotterdammerung, Greip, Grid, Groa, Gudrun, Guinn, Gullintani, Gullveig, Gulveig, Gunn, Gunnlod, Guttorm, Hamaval, Har, Hardgrep, Harr, Hati, Havamal, Heid, Heidrun, Heimdall, Heimdallr, Hel, Hela, Helgardh, Helheim, Hell, Herfjoturr, Hermod, Hermoth, Hertha, Hild, Hladgunnr, Hlin, Hlock, Hlodyn, Hnoss, Hnossa, Hod, Hodur, Hohnir, Holda, Holle, Holler, Honir, Hraesvelg, Hreidmar, Hrist, Hrungnir, Hrym, Huldra, Hyldemoer, Hymir, Hyndla, Hyrokkin, Ice Giants, Idun, Iduna, Idunn, Jafenhar, Jafnharr, Jarnsaxa, Jeirolul, Jola, Jord, Jormungand, Jotnar, Jotunheim, Judur, Kara, Kvasir, Laga, Laufey, Lif, Lifthrasir, Loder, Lofn, Loke, Loki, Lokkju, Lopter, Lopti, Magni, Mani, Midgard, Mimir, Mist, Mjollner, Mjollnir, Mjolnir, Modgud, Modi, Muspelheim, Muspell, Muspellheim, Mysterious Three, Nanna, Narfi, Nari, Narvi, Nehalennia, Nerthus, Nibelungs, Nicor, Nidavellir, Niflheim, Nine Worlds, Njord, Njoror, Norns, Nott, Od, Odin, Odinn, Odur, Oller, Ostara, Othinn, Otr, Otter, Poetic Edda, Radgrid, Ragnarok, RagnarÖk, RagnarØkr, Ragnorak, Rainbow Bridge, Ran, Regin, Rig, Rind, Rindr, Saga, Sibilja, Siegfried, Sif, Sigurd, Sigyn, Sjofn, Skadi, Skaoi, Skeggiold, Skirnir, Skogul, Skoll, Skuld, Sleipner, Sleipnir, Snotra, Sol, Sunna, Surt, Suttung, Svartalfheim, Swan Maidens, Syn, Thialfi, Thiassi, Things, Thor, Thridi, Thrud, Thrudheim, Tiw, Tiwal, Tiwaz, Tyr, Ull, Uller, Urd, Vaganhope, Vak, Valder, Valhalla, Vali, Vali(2), Valkyries, Valkyrja, Valtam, Valthrudnir, Vanaheim, Vanir, Ve, Verdandi, Vidar, Vili, Ville, Volsungs, Vuldr, Walkyries, Wave Maidens, Wodan, Woden, Wodin, Wotan, Wyrd, Yggdrasil, Ymir, Yngvi, Ziu.



CHINESE



Ao Ch'in, Ao Chin, Ao Jun, Ao Kuang, Ao P'ing, Ao Ping, Ao Shun, Ba Ja, Ba Xian, Bao Yan Luo, Bi Bian Cheng, Bi Disc, Bian Cheng Wang, Bing Yi, C'hi Ku, Cai Shen, Can Nu, Cao Guojiu, Ch'ang, Ch'ang Mu, Ch'eng Huang, Ch'i, Ch'i Lin, Ch'in Shu Pao, Ch'u Kiang Wang, Ch'uang K'ung, Ch'uang Mu, Chairman Mao, Chang E, Chang Er, Chang Fei, Chang Hsien, Chang Kuo Lao, Chang O, Chao Hsuan T'an, Cheng Huang, Chi, Chi Lin, Chi Sung Tzu, Chi Yu, Chiang Yuan, Chih Hii, Chih Nu, Chih Sung Tzu, Chih Zhi, Chou Wang, Chu I, Chu Jong, Chu Jung, Chu Pa Chieh, Chuan Yin, Chuang Kong, Chuang Lun Wang, Chuang Mu, Chun Ti, Chung Li Chuan, Da Yu, Dao, Dao De Tian Zong, Dao Jun, Daoism, Di Jun, Di Kang Wang, Di Yi, Dijun, Dong Tai Shan, Dragon Kings, Du Shi Wang, Eight Immortals, Enlightener of the Darkness, Er Lang, Er Long, Erh Lang, Fan Guei, Fan K'uie, Fan Kui, Fei Lian, Fei Lien, Feng Bo, Feng Du, Feng Huang, Feng Po, Feng Shui, Feng Tu, Fengdu, Fo Hi, Fong Wang, Fu Hsi, Fu Hsing, Fu Xi, Fu Xi Shi, Fu Xing, Fuk Xing, Fum, Fung Hwang, Funj Hwang, Fuxi, Gao Yao, Gong De Tian, Gong Detian, Gong Gong, Gou Mang, Great Yu, Guan Di, Guan Gong, Guan Xing, Guan Yin, Guan Yu, Guan Yun Chang, Gui Xian, Gun, Guo Zi Yi, Guo Ziyi, Ha, Hai Chan, Han Hsiang Tzu, Han Hsien Tzu, Han Xiang Zi, Han Xiangi, Han Xiangzi, Hang, Hau Yi, He Bo, He Hsien Ku, He Po, He Xian Gu, He Xiangu, Heng O, Ho Hsien Ku, Ho Po, Hou Chi, Hou Ji, Hou Yi, Hsi He, Hsi Ho, Hsi Shih, Hsi Wang Mu, Hsiao Wu, Hsuan Tsang, Hsuan Wen Hua, Hu Jing De, Hu Jing Te, Hu Jingde, Huai Nan Tzu, Huai Nan Zu, Huai Nanzu, Huang Di, Huang Du Shi, Huang Gun, Huang Kun, Huang Ti, Hun Dun, Hun Tun, Jade Emperor, Jade Pi Disc, Jiang Qin Guang, Jiang Yuan, Jin, Jou Wang, Ju Shou, Jun Di, K'uei Hsing, Kao Guojiu, Kao Yao, Ki Lin, Kou Mang, Kuan Kung, Kuan Ti, Kuan Yin, Kuan Yu, Kuei Hsien, Kui Xing, Kun, Kung Kung, Kung Te Tien, Kuo Tzu I, Kuri Hsing, Kwan Yin, Ky Lin, Lady Meng, Lan Cai He, Lan Caihe, Lan T'sai Ho, Lan Zaihe, Lao Chun, Lao Dan, Lao Jun, Lao Tan, Lao Tse, Lao Tzu, Lao Zi, Lavatory Ladies, Lei Chen Tzu, Lei Gong, Lei Jen Zu, Lei Kung, Lei Tsu, Lei Tzu, Lei Zhen Zi, Lei Zhenzi, Lei Zi, Lei Zu, Li Ba Bai, Li Babai, Li Ching, Li Chu Jiang, Li Er, Li Erh, Li Hai, Li Jing, Li K'uan, Li Kuan, Li Ne Zha, Li Nezha, Li No Cha, Li No Zha, Li Nozha, Li Pa Pai, Li Si, Li Szu, Li T'ieh Kuai, Li Tie Guai, Li Tieguai, Li Xuan, Lie Yu Kou, Lie Yukou, Lie Zi, Lieh, Lieh Tzu, Ling Bao Tian Song, Ling Pao T'ien Tsun, Ling Zhi, Liu An, Liu Bei, Liu Hai, Liu Har, Liu Pei, Liu Xuan De, Liu Yuan Ying, Long Dong Bin, Long Wang, Lu Ban, Lu Dong Bin, Lu Dongbin, Lu Hsing, Lu Pan, Lu Ping Den, Lu Tung Pin, Lu Wu Guan, Lu Xing, Lu Yan, Luk Xing, Lung Wang, Mandate of Heaven, Mao Tse Tung, Mao Ze Dong, Mao Zedong, Men Shen, Meng P'o, Meng Po, Meng Po Niang, Meng Po Niang Niang, Mi Hung Tang, Mi Lo Fo, Mong Po, Monk Sand, Monkey, Mu Gong, Mu Kung, Nan Ji Xian Weng, Niu Lang, Nu Gua, Nu Kua, Nu Kwa, Nu Wa, Nugua, P'an Ku, P'eng Lai Shan, P'ing Teng Wang, Pa Hsien, Pan Gu, Peng Lai Shan, Penglai Shan, Pi Disc, Pi Disk, Pi Ma Wen, Pien Ch'eng Wang, Pig, Pigsy, Ping Deng Wang, Ping I, Qi, Qi Gu, Qi Lin, Qi Yu, Qin Guang Wang, Qin Shu Bao, Qin Shu Po, Qin Shubao, Qu Jiang Wang, Reishi, Roustem, Ru Shou, San Ch'ing, San Gu, San Guan, San Guan Dadi, San Hsing, San Huang, San Ku, San Qing, San Xing, San Yan Dadi, San Zang, Sandy, Sankuan, Sha Wu Ching, Sha Wu Jing, Sha Wujing, Shang Qing, Shen, Shen Nong, Shen Nong Shi, Shen Nung, Shen Yi, Sheng Nong, Sheng Nung, Sho Bao, Shou Hsing, Shou Lao, Shou Xing, Shun, Shun Di, Si Ling, Sien Tsang, Song Di Wang, Song Jiang, Ssu Ling, Su Ling, Sui Ren, Sui Ren Shi, Sun Bin, Sun Hou Tze, Sun Hou Zi, Sun P'i, Sun Pi, Sun Pin, Sun Wu K'ung, Sun Wu Kong, Sun Wukong, Sung Chiang, Sung Ti Wang, T'a Shan Wang, T'ao T'ieh, T'ien, T'ien Ku, T'ien Ming, T'ien Mu, T'u Ti, T Ti Wang, Ta Ti, Tai Qing, Tai Shan Wang, Tai Sui Hsing, Tai Sui Xing, Tai Suixing, Tai Yi, Tao, Tao Te T'ien Tsun, Tao Tie, Taoism, Taotie, Taso Wang, Tcheou, Thao Thieh, Three Immortals, Three Pure Ones, Ti K'ang Wang, Tian, Tian Bao Jun, Tian Gong, Tian Gu, Tian Ming, Tian Mu, Tian Shang Dao Jun, Tianming, Tien Kung, To Fu, Toilet Goddess, Tripitaka, Ts'ai, Ts'ao Kuo Chiu, Ts'in Kwang Wang, Tsao Chun, Tu Di, Tzu Ku, Tzu Ku Shen, Wang, Wang Mu Niang Niang, We Jeng, Wei Ch'eng, Wei Cheng, Weiwobo, Wen, Wen Chang, Wu Di, Wu Guan Wang, Wu Kwan Wang, Wu Ti, Xi He, Xi Shi, Xi Wang Mu, Xi Wangmu, Xiao Wu, Xuan Wen Hua, Xuan Wenhua, Xuan Zang, Xuande, Xue Zhuan Lun, Yan Di, Yan Luo Wang, Yang, Yanluo Wang, Yao, Yao Di, Yen Di, Yen Lo Wang, Yen Ti, Yeng Wang Yeh, Yi, Yi Di, Yi Ti, Yin, Yin Yang, Yu Ch'iang, Yu Di, Yu Huang, Yu Huang Shangdi, Yu K'ou, Yu Qiang, Yu Qing, Yu Shun, Yu Song Di, Yu Ti, Yu Tsu, Yu Zu, Yuan Shi Tian Zong, Yuan Shih T'ien Tsun, Yun Dun, Yun Tun, Zao Jun, Zhang Fei, Zhang Guo Lao, Zhang Guolao, Zhang Xian, Zhang Yun, Zhao Gongming, Zhao Xuantan, Zhi Nu, Zhi Songzi, Zhong Li Quan, Zhong Liquan, Zhou Wang, Zhu Ba Jie, Zhu Bajie, Zhu Rong, Zhu Yi, Zhuan Zhongli, Zhuang Lun Wang, Zi Gu,

CCCDXV

Two anniversaries in two days.

This is my least favorite time of year.

But I suppose it'll be over soon.

The holiday will be at least.

I went to the zoo today.

Everyone should go to the zoo. It's lovely.

I fed a giraffe and then I needed to find some paper towels and soap because my hand was covered in giraffe spit.

but seriously, everyone should go to the zoo. and the aquarium; that's like a zoo for fish!

zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hey lookat that

I already posted this on lj and mike and paige already responded so THREE TWO SPOTS LEFT

The first five THREE TWO people to respond to this post will get something made by me!

My choice.

For you.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations

-I make no guarantees that you will like what I make

-What I create will be just for you

-It'll be done this calendar year

-I reserve the right to do something extremely strange

-You have no clue what it's going to be

The catch: you have to put this in your whatever thing as well. Journal, Blog, whatevs.